July 11, 2006
What's Your Holy Grail?

   Sorry I've been away so long. Howya been? Me too. Now where was I?..

   Most modern comic book professionals, unlike the generation before us, were comic book fans at one time. Some were attracted to the art and only occasionally took an interest, and there were also hardcore collectors like myself, a handwritten list at the ready come convention season. Thankfully, I had eventually broken the cycle of collection for collection's sake only. There were a lot of crappy books I had kept buying for years for fear of breaking up my streak. To best sum it up this line of reasoning, I defer to Jeff Nicholson, creator of "Through The Habitrails" and six-time Eisner Award nominee (always the bridesmaid, never the bride) who detailed it in a humor strip:

   "Man, this book is really getting crappy, but it might get better again, then go up in value, so I guess it's a good deal to keep buying them at cover price". Sound familiar? Buy what you like, even if others deride you for 'buying crap'.

   I've covered this subject before, but I felt the need to revisit it to set up this week's subject: A collector's Holy Grail. Of course, we'd all like the common comic bookish desirables that are beyond our financial reach: Some Milton Canniff original art, a complete set of the original Star Wars trading cards (first series), the 1939 issue of World's Fair Comics (now reprinted in hardcover as DC Rarities Archives)... But there are also items that nobody but YOU find value in, because it's usually steeped in personal nostalgia.

   Sure, over the years, I gradually bought back some comics I once enjoyed (sometimes scratching my head wondering why), but what I consider my personal Holy Grail(s) are comic book-licenced items from my childhood. Not only was I astonished to find these, but I got them dirt cheap!
 Exhibit A: Spider-Man & Captain America 75-piece Puzzle.  

   Once Karen and I got a computer, we purposely avoided Ebay and other online sites, because we both feared we'd quickly spend ourselves into poverty with all the exciting shopping possibilities before us. But like many women, my wife loves to 'window-shop' and I surely couldn't resist surfing around for comics once that door was opened. Being the models of restraint, we agreed for a while that we'd only do so while the other was in the room. This way I wouldn't blow a hundred bucks on imported Robert Gordon CDs, nor she on shoes. It actually was terrific fun challenging ourselves to find the strangest things.

   One day, while thinking of items that were obscure as the evening wore on, I tapped into a very distant memory: A Spider-Man/Captain America puzzle that came in a cylindrical metal canister. The final image, once pieced together, was round, approximately the size of a pizza. To my amazement, we found it that night, up for auction at a mere $ 9.99!
    Well, we threw our stupid rules out the window and put the opening bid on that baby! As it turns out, we were the only ones who bid on it, and it came in the mail a week later! All the pieces were contained in the original, albeit, rusty can, but I couldn't wait to put it together, getting my dork-on, big time! A handful of pieces were mildly bent, but that didn't diminish my enthusiasm one iota. I couldn't get a good scan of this image, as it's label is still firmly attached to the cylinder, but it looks like Cap's image (using his shield to block a dangerous ray blasting from the ceiling) is taken from a Sal Buscema issue of Cap and Spidey's, (standing unsteady, one of his hands to his head, indicating he wasn't so cautious) looks like Jim Mooney from Marvel Team Up. The wall has a pseudotech design in various pastel shades against a warm gray. I've scanned it purposely in black and white, because the color scan lost definition on the left and right side. This container has a 1974 copyright notice on it, which nails the time accurately in my memory. Looking at it, I can almost hear the radio's daily offerings of Bachman Turner Overdrive, Pink Floyd and Elton John while Frank Zappa warned us not to Eat the Yellow Snow. It's silly, but this little puzzle is truly a lost treasure for me. As an appraiser might say on the Antiques Road Show, puzzles at that time were cheaply made, and it's rare to find a used one with all the pieces remaining. I'm not claiming it's worth more than the measley $9.99 + shipping, but it's a delightful reminder of simpler times (for me, anyway, as I heard the term 'Watergate" when my parents watched the news, but remained blissfully unaware of it's impact at the time). Time enough to learn about politics later. Then, you grow up and learn more about politics than you'd like.

   The second, even more rare item which I consider another Holy Grail, is a 1976 Captain America Giant Comic to Color, licensed from Marvel, published by Whitman. Even though I basked in the glory of finding my beloved puzzle, I never got my hopes up to ever find this. Coloring books are always used then discarded, right? I, by fate and a comics dealer named Crazy Ed, chanced upon a copy of it that was never colored in! The cover was barely holding on, but it didn't matter to me. I can only imagine that this was an unsold copy that sat in a store or warehouse for years. I came across this tabloid-sized coloring book at Megacon one year amongst a box of Marvel Treasury Editions and DC Famous First Editions. I've selected a handful of images below:
   It's a pretty sure bet that 90% of the art was lifted from various Marvel Comics. Most of the images you see scanned probably ring a bell to you if you were growing up at the time. Kirby, Romita and Gil Kane served up the 'inspiration' for much of the book, which read like an actual comic. Note the drawings of "The Lump" and "Sledge-Hammer Fists"(Two names that cause terror for all the wrong reasons)? If they look familiar, then you may've grown up reading and rereading Giant-Sized Captain America #1, published the year before, which contained reprints of the much-beloved Silver Age Lee/Kirby Cap stories from Tales of Suspense #59-63. The Lump sequence (where I've taken the liberty of whiting out the uncharacteristicly-insensitive fat jokes, as I'm sure Cap really wouldn't approve of such name-calling) comes from The Sumo storyline where Cap rescued a pilot from Vietnam. Early in the story, Cap's alter ego, Steve Rogers, is working out in a gym, the drawings all borrowed from the "Cap no more" storyline.

   This would be a good contender for Scott Shaw!'s Oddball Comics, and I began to reference it, but he has over a thousand entries, so much as I'd like to take an entire day to peruse his catalogue, I didn't see that as a productive use of time (and this blog is?). For all I know, Scott may've missed this one.
   I was going to give you a synopsis of the story, but the thought of making sense of it made my brain ache. The bad guy's name is Super Sport, who, as it turns out, it not quite sporting at all, sending thugs to attack Cap en masse, using explosive tennis balls and stealing Cap's shield!

   Just as things get hairy for our bad guy, he conjures up a host of giant robots to take out cap. Then, just like in real life, Shang-Chi and a gang of superheroes join in to make short work of said robots. The more eagle-eyed of you will spot cover poses from Iron Man #75, Marvel Team up #16, Marvel Adventure #1(the short-lived Daredevil reprint book) and others.

   Silly as it may seem, this coloring-book-in-comic-book-form really nutured my interest in art, comics and otherwise. By coloring an actual comic book story, piss-weak as it was, I felt I was part of the process. It was around this time that I began drawing my own comics and while I can't say I never looked back, at least I was pushing forward! Hope you liked seeing the crap I bought, as much as I loved reliving this crap!
   Last-minute comment: I know the frequency of my blog has been inconsistent at best, lately. I had hoped that by publishing it every two weeks, it would work out easier, but it wasn't. I've still got to ink to make a living plus fit in some semblance of a personal life or I'll go batty (my friends have seen it, and it aint pretty). I'll still blog, but only when I feel compelled to do so, otherwise I'd just be running on fumes. I will, however, notify everyone on the message board when a new blog goes up. 'kay? 'kay!
 
 
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